This was created by my friend since he knows that I am a super purple fanatic. hahah!

There once was an island maiden,
both lovely and fair.
She could not cook,
nor did she care.
Thru search and toil,
her taste buds did not foil.
The internet saved her “skinny” kingdom.
And now all the people are “purple” and “plump”.

-Winnie Bear